the prepondErites: a sandwich short of a picnic!!!

[RPM]

Wesley,

I was with the Princess, Queen, Duchess, and Director of Sales and Marketing (lilChris) on Saturday, and the Princess and Concubine (lynae) called me last night. I'm always hanging out at the g*spot with Rian (Duke's hand maiden). It looks like boy christe is losing touch! Maybe he spend too much time in the land of BLUE HAIR. I hear that is SOUTH of WhimsEy. :P

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/scorchio/sasmokin.gif fbm

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-the artist formerly known as *mikey*

[*on-ramp* boy]

Am I invited to this re-union of whimsEyites? Or shall I create my own house to conquer both?

Who wants to be in my house?

ORB

[ralphthesuperdog]

Wesley never looses touch!
He's with it, altough he does think about
blue hair quite a bit"



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AIM- ralphthesuperdog
Y!M- jokerliferedcell
http://www.geocities.com/ralphthesuperdog77/index.html

[rin_desu]

well.
i hate to take over a good thing, but as seneschal, i have to exercise that control over access.
i do believe that wesley does have some free time this friday for an appearance, according to the blue-hair scheduling protocol.
then again, nobody has petitioned for access in recent memory, or at least not since the scene with the forty-two dollar shirt and the threat of thong-based artillery from a certain k-tard who shall remain nameless.

yours in service...

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"faith. (n) belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel"

"machines were mice and men were lions, once upon a time, but now that it's the opposite, it's twice upon a time..."

aka:bluehair

[RPM]

rin_desu - *rotflmao* that is some funny shtuff!

ralph - I AM THE DUKE. I AM RIGHT.

on ramp boy - what makes you think you can form a kingdom when nobody will pick you up when you stand on the freeway on-ramp?

wesley - the g*spot is right by tommy's!!! we should go friday night!...but I can't commit to this.

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/megaman/BassStand.gif RicePickerMikey DUKE of WhimsEy

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-the artist formerly known as *mikey*

[Silent J]

Wesley we are still here growing stronger by the day!!! Do not turn your back on us like we don't mean anything, cause the day you least expect it we will take over the world!!!!

enuf said : SilentJ (Chief Royal Advisor)
aka G-spot Bouncer

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Jason
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Slow down and listen to the music or the music will pass you by.

[ralphthesuperdog]

I am very loyal Wesley, can I be a part? I won't betray the house.


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AIM- ralphthesuperdog
Y!M- jokerliferedcell
http://www.geocities.com/ralphthesuperdog77/index.html

[boy christe]

yeah, you heard me...

here i am lost in the wonder that is blue hair, thinking (quite loudly) to myself..."what the fuck ever happened to the house of whimsEy?"

i wonder if the bratty prEpondEritEstook our little "truce" while at the G*spot a little too far and brainwashed or tranquilized my people? or have they simply been abducted?

if you know where the rest of the whimsEyites are, please let me know.

there will be a big, phat reward!

love wesley... the lonely whimsEyite...

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"Before I started spinning, I went on the dance floor and watched everyone. They were all smiling and they were happy. It was almost like everyone's inner child was coming out. And I thought 'Wow... this is what I wanna do. I want to create this!'" -Sandra Collins (Sweater, 1997)

"right now, i am all about blue hair, and he is all about me!" - boy christe, 2000

-cutie out!

his royal highness, the crown prince:
wesley a. of bellevue, possessions and territories

*boy_christe@yahoo.com [-] aim:boy christe [-] yahoo! messenger:boy_christe*

[boy christe]

blue_hair[/i- MISS YOU!!!

mikey- my seneschal will advise me of our plans soon enough. obviously, the house of prepondErites has issued a threat... socializing may be on the back burner this evening. i shall phone you and we will discuss matters.

silent j - so i shall see you tonight? umm...just how many of yours will be there? that's what i thought! images/smilies/wink.gif

hayden - this shall be discussed soon, my friend. entry into the house of whimsEy isn't as easy as - say - entry into the house of prepondErance. there are many documents to be researched and authenticated. you can't just just ask... but i will explain this to you...

love wesley.

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"Before I started spinning, I went on the dance floor and watched everyone. They were all smiling and they were happy. It was almost like everyone's inner child was coming out. And I thought 'Wow... this is what I wanna do. I want to create this!'" -Sandra Collins (Sweater, 1997)

"right now, i am all about [i]blue hair, and he is all about me!" - boy christe, 2000

-cutie out!

his royal highness, the crown prince:
wesley a. of bellevue, possessions and territories

*boy_christe@yahoo.com [-] aim:boy christe [-] yahoo! messenger:boy_christe*

[This message has been edited by boy christe (edited 10-20-2000).]

[Crisco]

images/smilies/confused.gif

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I wanna be a fuzzy concubine.

[boy christe]

the novelty hasn't quite worn off, yet!

*bump*

[Silent J]

I believe everyone has forgotten about our lil famliy feude......owell images/smilies/smile.gif It was fun while it lasted.

SilentJ
aka Acid Ninja http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/ff1/Image31.gif

[TheKow]

I am the King of the House of MY BUTT...

and MY BUTT is a pretty big.. er.. house..

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Carpe Rectum

I am ..
The Kow

[boy christe]

pat. when your 'house' is ready to fix us some of your spaghetti, we can talk... k? until then, i suggest you send in that application form the whimsEy lawyers sent out to you. it's simply a census form to figure out how many people there are in our environment.

and, um... about that spaghetti.. images/smilies/wink.gif

[*spy bug*]

WHOOO!!!

Jason...I haven't forgotten the failee's quarrel's! I have waited long and hard for this day to come!!! images/smilies/biggrin.gif


In Whimsey Love,

the house bug



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[feistygrrl]

*crawls out from under a rock*
Whoa it has been awhile...well I have been informed public opinion is that the House of WhimsEy has died. Nope! Just chillin. The royal family still kicks it pretty regularly we are just laying low so the world will never know what hit them! Besides I live with the director of sales and marketing (he has this bad habit of walking in my room when I am undressed-ahemmm Chris!) and two of my other beloved roommates are from the rival house~ J and Nic. Tamme fits somewhere between the two kindoms. Anyways we have been in hiding for awhile and a family meet sounds good to me!

Rian... 'Handmaiden to the Duke of WhimsEy'

[*spy bug*]

I think perhaps that on this festive occation that we should take a deeper thought into the acceptance of this "Raphthesuperdog".
After monrhs os careful reasearch and analysis, he seems to be a good egg...so I would like to move that we put him in the security department. (Not like we have anyone dere as is...our secutity worker seems to have dissappeared.) *shakes head in disgust*

In Whismey Love,

*the house bug*

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[*spy bug*]

Well....seeing no one having reasons to doubt, they will forever keep their peace.

I take it upon myself to welcome into the Whimsey's "ralphthesuperdog". You are now a part of the WSS. Stay tuned for more information concerning this.

In Whimsey Love,

*the house bug*

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[boy christe]

i second, and confirm the motion to have ralphthesuperdog head of security because crisco has indeed fucked-thefuck-up.

welcome, chris.

i was worried i couldn't crawl from beneath my own rock, but then i drank a little scotch and mountain dew and felt like boy christe again.

love me.

[Crisco]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

images/smilies/mad.gif WtF is this "*spy bug*"!??!!? images/smilies/mad.gif

How dare you take MY position away!?! Lil fucker! images/smilies/mad.gif When I fig out who you are..... images/smilies/mad.gif


On a ligher thought, images/smilies/smile.gif I'm glad you picked "Chris" to do the job...though we will have to work something out as to who gets what duties and the lyke. *nudge nudge* hehe.. images/smilies/wink.gif images/smilies/wink.gif I call a WSS meeting to be held when I am home next month! images/smilies/wink.gif hehe

Peace and Grease!

-Krys

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The person formally known as Crisco
"God was my copilot until we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

[This message has been edited by Crisco (edited 01-12-2001).]

[*spy bug*]

Crisco you are indeed a sillie bitch. You betray the familee by associating with those prepondErites, and then go and have a hissyfit when you loose your job. I'm sure that Chris will do a better job than you ever did/could! So HA!:P

And don't you get tampon stuck up your ass so far that you think that you have more leverage than I do because believe me, you DON'T! images/smilies/eek.gif I'm soo afraid of the greasy one! images/smilies/rolleyes.gif Yeah rite! Bring it on!

In Whimsey LOve,

*the house bug*

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[boy christe]

hermph. dammit. is there going to be a scandal to compromise the integrity of the house of whimsEy? for one, it is inadvisable to announce that the current (and fromer?) head of security is indeed away from home, and the quarrel ensuing hints at instability. i suggest that you both meet up immediately and decide who will be licking who.

*re-fill, please!*

[Crisco]

damn you little bug...when i find out who you are ima gonna squash you and your little familee!!! *points to twitching things on her shoe* Yea! That's your extended familee from New Orleans...I took their bead wearin asses down on my trip that way! Madi Gras that!

*makes way towards nw*

Peace and Grease!

-Krys

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The person formally known as Crisco
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."

[Crisco]

Looks like a royal decree is close to being made. I can't say that it's one that I'd argue with. images/smilies/wink.gif I think a royal familee meetup is in being necessary. images/smilies/biggrin.gif I'll contact everyone (cept for that damn bug) to plan it.

Peace and Grease!

-Krys

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The person formally known as Crisco
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."

[boy christe]

plauged? or plagued? i think you've got my point. you certainly have my vote...

however, in recent times, i have noticed defficiencies in family support by the members of the royal family! as the boy christe of the whimsEys, i am not bound to retain the same family and am entitled to replace same with another.

just a thought, and an encouragement to the current family to wake the fuck up, and prove your love and devotion.

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-one of the wesleys...
his royal highness, the crown prince:
wesley a. of bellevue, possessions and territories
*boy_christe@yahoo.com [-] aim:boy christe [-] yahoo! messenger:boy_christe*

[*spy bug*]

images/smilies/rolleyes.gif Crisco is indeed a nerd! Why is our familee plauged by such a dork?

In Whimsey Love,

*the house bug*

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[Crisco]

That's rite you little bug..HIDE!

*Bumblebee bumped cuz SIRCH just found out about the changes* images/smilies/smile.gif

Peace and Grease!

-Chris

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The person formally known as Crisco
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."

[ralphthesuperdoggie]

Please please, tempers tempers. I am honored to be accepted into the house.
*kneels*
Thank you.
Crisco, our relationship will grow over time and nurturing,
with much ado love,
--chris

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AIM : ralphthesuperdog
Y!M : ralphthesuperdog77
My Page (http://www.geocities.com/ralphthesuperdog77)

[Crisco]

*dances*

I'm happy to fineally have some help! images/smilies/smile.gif Aaand...I'm glad that it's someone fun! images/smilies/tongue.gif images/smilies/biggrin.gif

The first order of business is to figure out who that stoopid little bug is and squash em. images/smilies/tongue.gif :*muwahh haaaa haaa*

Peace and Grease!

-Chris

P.S. The familee meet must go down when I am home...I need to meet my coworker. images/smilies/wink.gif

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The person formally known as Crisco
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."

[This message has been edited by Crisco (edited 01-24-2001).]

[Crisco]

IMPROTANT FAMILEE NOTICE

WHO?: EVERYONE AND ANYONE SOMEHOW ASSOCIATED WITH THE WHIMSEY FAMILEE OR WHOSE JUST INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM. images/smilies/smile.gif
WHAT?: A FAMILEE MEET!!!!
WHERE?: LOCATION TO BE DECIDED
WHEN?: FEBUARY....? (NEED IDEAS ON DATE) SOMETIME BETWEEN THE 23RD AND THE 4TH OF MARCH.
WHY?: THE FAMILEE NEEDS TO BE WOKEN UP AND NEWCOMMERS MET WITH WARM WELCOMING ARMS (AND OTHER PARTS images/smilies/tongue.gif)

FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT ME (Crisco) AT: JNWRAVER@YAHOO.COM NO PHONE NUMBER AS I DON'T HAVE A PHONE RITE NOW. images/smilies/frown.gif

Yupp Yuuup Yuup...that's rite! The Whimsey's are reunited and comming back with a kick! images/smilies/biggrin.gif This is one occasion that's not to be missed! There will be tasty treats provided by Soubise and Grease, INC. Bring your kids and head on down! (Or up, depending on where it's gonna be thrown.)


Peace and Grease!

-Krys


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The person formally known as Crisco
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."

[This message has been edited by Crisco (edited 01-24-2001).]

[ralphthesuperdoggie]

Sir HC! Why yes, yes, of course!

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AIM : ralphthesuperdog
Y!M : ralphthesuperdog77
My Page (http://www.geocities.com/ralphthesuperdog77)

[Crisco]

*daces around happilee* I get to meet Sir HC!!! images/smilies/biggrin.gif whooo!!

*runs back to cave to hide in embarrassment*

Peace and Grease!

-Krys

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The person formally known as Crisco
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."

[boy christe]

we can plan this meet in the beautiful city of bellevue which just opened its new art museum, which you should all check out, by the way:

http://www.bellevueart.org/intro.htm

[Crisco]

Okay so tha meets in Bellevue...when and where exactlly? *gotz to know tha 411*

Peace and snowfilled grease!

-Krys

[boy christe]

crisco:

i will let you know when i wake up.

[Crisco]

*gibs tha sleeping bueaty boy-christe a kiss on tha cheek*

Didcha wake up yet? Hrm...

Peace and Grease!

-Chris

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The person formally known as Crisco
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower."