The Wishing Game Thread

[MrMiyagi]

So I got this idea off of Myspace...
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"Okay, here's the deal. The person above you makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but you can mess up the person's wish above you. Childish, but for some strange reason quite fun. Most recent are at the bottom!"

Example:
Billy Bob----I wish I had a banana.
Sally----Granted, but the banana tastes bad. I wish I had a ticket to a concert.
Mario----Granted, but it's a Barney concert.

SIDENOTE: no regret-type wishes (i.e. "I wish I had (done this / not done that)")

[MrMiyagi]

Ok, so I'll start it with a line from one of my old theme songs...


I wish I was a little bit taller (seriously now)...

[Water Boy]

Granted but being 1/8th of an inch taller you gained 100 lbs...

I wish for 100 million dollars

[DJ Sexz]

Granted, but million dollars is a waste of trees lol

I wish I coud see my friends and family.

[diotch]

granted, but it is behind the plexiglass of a federal prison visitation room

I wish my mom would move out of my house(yeah I was here first damn it.......)

[James Capricorn]

I wish I never clickled on this thread.

[MrMiyagi]

Originally posted by diotch
I wish my mom would move out of my house(yeah I was here first damn it.......)

granted, but upon moving out she took your car...


I wish it would stop raining...

[dislocatedlogic]

Thanks for the drought. Ass. ;)
I wish I could get out of paying my taxes.

[hurlesk]

Granted, but now the state can no longer afford to house all the criminally insane, there’s anarchy in the streets. Way to go.

I think I’m going to need more protection. I wish I lived in a high-security compound.

hurlesk

[Saint Nick]

Granted, now you can live build those bombs you always wanted.

I wish I had a six pack...

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Granted! But it's a six pack of O'dools.

I wish I could touch my tounge to my nose.

[doodlinggirl]

GRANTED....but now its stuck to your nose with some glue that was put there earlier....(i can do this!!! touch tounge to nose that is)

i wish it was the weekend again....

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
GRANTED....but now its stuck to your nose with some glue that was put there earlier....(i can do this!!! touch tounge to nose that is)

i wish it was the weekend again....

Granted, then you'd have to walk in on your boyfriend cheating on you all over again.

I wish someone would kick me in the jimmy.

[doodlinggirl]

granted.....then you will find out that you dont have a "jimmy" afterall..:eek:

i wish that my coffee was full again...

[twistedweather]

but it is, jus to bad it was switched with a stool sample


I wish i could poop rainbows

[Water Boy]

Granted but you later find out you pee shit... OUCH!

I wish I was the lawmaker!

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Water Boy
Granted but you later find out you pee shit... OUCH!

I wish I was the lawmaker!

Granted, you'd then have to make a law that it would be illegal to be yourself.

I wish I had nine pies.

[sothis]

granted but they are COW PIES!

i wish i had a pet giant squid that i could put in a moat outside my house, who would eat anyone i dont like that tried to cross the drawbridge to get in

[Amberella]

Originally posted by sothis
granted but they are COW PIES!

i wish i had a pet giant squid that i could put in a moat outside my house, who would eat anyone i dont like that tried to cross the drawbridge to get in

Granted, but now you have no friends or family...because nobody likes their friends and family all of the time.

I wish that the bigger apartment Ben and I want would hurry up and be ready for us to move in.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Amberella
Granted, but now you have no friends or family...because nobody likes their friends and family all of the time.

I wish that the bigger apartment Ben and I want would hurry up and be ready for us to move in.


Granted your patience will pay off when you move into that roach motel. Watch out for the sticky walls.

I wish Nebulus Treton 5 would impact upon implosion and force a quadric collapse of the Mulackian Galaxy.

[Furious Styles]

granted. but the entire mulackian race goes extinct as a result. and it's all your fault.

i wish i could get one of these in without being beat to it.

post edit delete ,lol.

[Amberella]

Originally posted by Furious Styles
granted. but the entire mulackian race goes extinct as a result. and it's all your fault.

i wish i could get one of these in without being beat to it.

post edit delete ,lol.

Granted, but nobody thinks it's funny anyway.

I wish I had a $5,000 gift certificate to Express.

[doodlinggirl]

granted.....but all of asudden the styles have changed and look HORRIBLE on you.... :(

i wish that lunch was longer today.....

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
granted.....but all of asudden the styles have changed and look HORRIBLE on you.... :(

i wish that lunch was longer today.....

Granted it would just be so your fatass could have more time to eat more food. :eek:

(that's for the jimmy comment, luv ya!!)

I wish foosball WAS for the devil.

[hurlesk]

Granted, but the he changes the feild size to a mile long, adds fire pits, has steel spikes around the edges, huge dogs guarding the endzones, makes the players wear uniforms mades of insects, and has Justin Timberlake sing at every half time show.

I wish I was back in bed ...

hurlesk

[Amberella]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but the he changes the feild size to a mile long, adds fire pits, has steel spikes around the edges, huge dogs guarding the endzones, makes the players wear uniforms mades of insects, and has Justin Timberlake sing at every half time show.

I wish I was back in bed ...

hurlesk

Granted...but you share it with Justin Timberlake.

I wish people were nicer to eachother.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Amberella
Granted...but you share it with Justin Timberlake.

I wish people were nicer to eachother.

Granted, in our world NICE = fistfucking

I wish Froto never got to the firey mountain.

[Amberella]

Originally posted by ***DRUKORE***
Granted, in our world NICE = fistfucking

I wish Froto never got to the firey mountain.

Granted - but FroDo did.

I wish patients would stop calling and wanting me to do work for them.

[doodlinggirl]

granted.....but now you are unemployed cause the paitents have learned to fend for themselves....

i wish that i could go out tonight....

[hurlesk]

Granted, but its with Justin Timberlake, after he has had his way with me.

I wish Bono would get caught beating shit out of someone ...

hurlesk

[doodlinggirl]

granted......but that someone is YOU!!!


i wish that this board would liven up a little.....i know its monday but ????

[Amberella]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
granted......but that someone is YOU!!!


i wish that this board would liven up a little.....i know its monday but ????

Granted, but the people doing the livening are total dicks.

I wish I had $20,000 worth of sound. And a warehouse with permits.

[doodlinggirl]

granted.....but the sound is in texas and the wearhouse is in canada....

i wish that i wasnt going to clock in from lucnch right...................................now.

[hurlesk]

Granted, but they decide deduct your pay for the rest of the day, just to teach you a lesson.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in an hour.

hurlesk

[Amberella]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but they decide deduct your pay for the rest of the day, just to teach you a lesson.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in an hour.

hurlesk

Granted, but now instead of going to work for a living, you have to sell a kidney.

I wish I had bigger boobs.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Amberella
Granted, but now instead of going to work for a living, you have to sell a kidney.

I wish I had bigger boobs.

Granted, but they're on your back, not your chest.

I wish I could have female stripper that a birthday cake pops out of, just to see the reverse effects.

[Gucci Smoochies]

Done

But it pops out of her ass and the chocolate frosting isn't what you're hoping for.

I wish I could already sign up for school and start going.

[hurlesk]

Granted, but it’s in Timbuktu.

Since I already lost one kidney, I wish I didn't have any need for kidneys at all ...

hurlesk

[Amberella]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but it’s in Timbuktu.

Since I already lost one kidney, I wish I didn't have any need for kidneys at all ...

hurlesk

Granted, but instead of kidneys, you now have to carry around a second set of intestines in a fanny pack. And it's a neon green fanny pack.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but it’s in Timbuktu.

Since I already lost one kidney, I wish I didn't have any need for kidneys at all ...

hurlesk

Granted, but I've turned them all into candyrave.com photos

I wish there was no more boy bands ever again.

[doodlinggirl]

granted.....now we have new versions of the "spice girls" [popping up every where.....


i wish that i could hear like all you people...

[Amberella]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
granted.....now we have new versions of the "spice girls" [popping up every where.....


i wish that i could hear like all you people...

Granted, but now you wish you couldn't again, because nobody says anything worth hearing.

I wish I could read lips like Sharon can!

[doodlinggirl]

GRANTED......but then you see all the HORRIBLE things people are saying about you and your friends and have to deal with it....

i wish that summer woudl hurry up and get here!!!!

[amberluv]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
GRANTED......but then you see all the HORRIBLE things people are saying about you and your friends and have to deal with it....

i wish that summer woudl hurry up and get here!!!!


Granted, However in the post haste you managed to skip over several life changing scenarios including winning the powerball jackpot that is worth $300 million.


I wish I could have all my wishes come true without any negative outcomes happening to myself or anyone else.



HAHA let's see what you can do with that ! !

[Amberella]

Originally posted by amberluv
Granted, However in the post haste you managed to skip over several life changing scenarios including winning the powerball jackpot that is worth $300 million.


I wish I could have all my wishes come true without any negative outcomes happening to myself or anyone else.



HAHA let's see what you can do with that ! !

Granted - but you never specified a wish, so nothing happens.

(haha!)

I wish people would think before they speak.

[doodlinggirl]

granted....cept now that everyone is blissfully happy.....theyve lost touch with the other end of the specrtum...so everyone is miserable yet happy at it.....(we need the bad to remind us of whats truly good)


i wish that the lotto i missed in my haste and hurry for summer was last week and that i really won.....

[EBeth]

Granted...

...but since the whole world now knows you won, hundreds of people are coming out of the woodwork claiming to be family - you get harasses so much you have to move to Siberia.

I wish...

I had my own set of decks again. I really want to play some records!

[Amberella]

Originally posted by EBeth
Granted...

...but since the whole world now knows you won, hundreds of people are coming out of the woodwork claiming to be family - you get harasses so much you have to move to Siberia.

I wish...

I had my own set of decks again. I really want to play some records!

Granted - but all you can play on them is DnB, so you claw your own ears off.

I wish it was six minutes from right now.

[pimpcrusher]

Originally posted by Amberella
Granted - but all you can play on them is DnB, so you claw your own ears off.

I wish it was six minutes from right now.

Granted but it's still forever untill anything good ever happens to you


I WISH I HAD THREE TESTICLES

[Amberella]

Originally posted by pimpcrusher
Granted but it's still forever untill anything good ever happens to you


I WISH I HAD THREE TESTICLES

Granted, but now you have three dozen children, and it's really easy for all of them to kick you in your giant mutant balls.

I wish I didn't have to go to work on Wednesday, tomorrow night is going to be fun.

[burnt]

granted but the only reason you miss work on Wednesday is because you get caught in one of those time warps like Bill Murray in Groundhog's Day.

I wish I would stop worrying about crap so much because it keeps me up...

[mercuria]

granted, but now nothing ever will make you excited, and everything will put you to sleep.

i wish i was a reporter.

[burnt]

granted but you have to work for the Weekly World News. and your boss is Frank the Chimp.

http://www.amagarea.com/imgB/LTTZANLDGASCTLH.jpg

I wish I had chips and salsa, that'd be really yummy..

[hurlesk]

Granted but the salsa was made from Guatemalan Insanity Peppers. Enjoy your journey. Hope you don't brain your damage. (Doh!)

I'm tired of this extra intestine and ugly neon green fanny pack. It's kinda of nasty. I need a new body I think. I wish I was a robot, no scratch that. I wish I was a AdrienneBarbeauBot.

hurlesk

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted but the salsa was made from Guatemalan Insanity Peppers. Enjoy your journey. Hope you don't brain your damage. (Doh!)

I'm tired of this extra intestine and ugly neon green fanny pack. It's kinda of nasty. I need a new body I think. I wish I was a robot, no scratch that. I wish I was a AdrienneBarbeauBot.

hurlesk


Granted but now your leg is made of that kid who played Steve Urkel, Jallell White.

I wish a million wishes.

[doodlinggirl]

granted....but you cant sleep till you get all one million of your wishes....

two days later......



i wish that i was in tacoma....

[Amberella]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
granted....but you cant sleep till you get all one million of your wishes....

two days later......



i wish that i was in tacoma....

Granted...but then you realize that you're in TACOMA.

I wish I had a bagel right now.

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by Amberella
Granted...but then you realize that you're in TACOMA.

I wish I had a bagel right now.

**and to me thats not a bad thing.... :p *


granted......but its three days old....hard as a rock and chipped your tooth when you went to bite it.....

i wish that more people would just lighten up today!!! i know its raining but its DRY inside!!!! :rolleyes:

[MrMiyagi]

Granted, but because more people have lightened up, we've been forced to make a new caution sign...

http://www.decordova.org/decordova/images/imageshum/Jsmith.jpg


I wish I had some rice that I could cook for lunch tomorrow...

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by MrMiyagi
Granted, but because more people have lightened up, we've been forced to make a new caution sign...

http://www.decordova.org/decordova/images/imageshum/Jsmith.jpg


I wish I had some rice that I could cook for lunch tomorrow...

Granted, but the Rice's first name is Jerry.

I wish raves were illegal.

[EBeth]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
granted....but you cant sleep till you get all one million of your wishes....

two days later......



i wish that i was in tacoma....

Granted, but the Tacoma Aroma has gotten so bad that you suffocate and DIE.

I wish all my tax info would hurry up and get here!

[Amberella]

Originally posted by EBeth
Granted, but the Tacoma Aroma has gotten so bad that you suffocate and DIE.

I wish all my tax info would hurry up and get here!

Granted, but then you find out that you are getting audited.

I wish I had a nice big house on the hill next to where I work. And a pony.

[DjBear_PDX]

Granted, but the pony catches on fire and the house runs away.


I wish I wasn't so dyslexic.

[hurlesk]

Granted, but now every letter you see is 20ft tall. Words crowd your vision making it nearly impossible to live and function normally anymore.

I wish my Steve Urkel leg would stop humping and salivating on my other leg, the sexy robot one.

hurlesk

[Amberella]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but now every letter you see is 20ft tall. Words crowd your vision making it nearly impossible to live and function normally anymore.

I wish my Steve Urkel leg would stop humping and salivating on my other leg, the sexy robot one.

hurlesk

Granted, but Steve quits humping in one giant spasmatic motion - and tears open your fanny pack o' intestines, spilling them everywhere. Now you have no kidneys AND no extra filtering system, and you jaundice and die.

I wish my pony came back.

[Amberella]

Originally posted by Amberella
Granted, but Steve quits humping in one giant spasmatic motion - and tears open your fanny pack o' intestines, spilling them everywhere. Now you have no kidneys AND no extra filtering system, and you jaundice and die.

I wish my pony came back.

I also wish I wasn't such a loser, and had noticed before right now that hurlesy was, in fact, a sexy robot with no more green fanny pack.

[hurlesk]

Hehe:p

Granted, but your pony is now made of chocolate marshmallows and while riding through the African desert he gets eaten by a swarm of ants and bees, leaving you stranded.

I don’t want to be dead. I want to live. I wish I was alive again.

hurlesk

[Amberella]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Hehe:p

Granted, but your pony is now made of chocolate marshmallows and while riding through the African desert he gets eaten by a swarm of ants and bees, leaving you stranded.

I don’t want to be dead. I want to live. I wish I was alive again.

hurlesk

Granted, but you have your fanny pack back. But this time it's purple!

I wish I had a way to get out of this fucking desert...

[hurlesk]

Granted, but you have to ride in my purple fanny pack.

I wish I was down in New Orleans today.

hurlesk

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but you have to ride in my purple fanny pack.

I wish I was down in New Orleans today.

hurlesk
Granted, but instead of being at Mardi Gras, you're stuck in Hurricane Katrina. :)

I wish I didn't spend the first 3 hours of my birthday at the police station.

[EBeth]

Granted, but instead they put an anke bracelet on you to wear for the next 3 months!

I wish I had some of that purpley-sticky goodness to smoke...

[BettieRage]

Originally posted by EBeth
Granted, but instead they put an anke bracelet on you to wear for the next 3 months!

I wish I had some of that purpley-sticky goodness to smoke...
Granted, but it's elephant snot.

I wish my brother hadn't gotten a DUII, causing me to spend 3 hours at the cop shop bailing him out on my birthday. (it wasn't me that was in trouble!!)

[doodlinggirl]

GRANTED (meee tooo), but you smoked it all in one sitting and then when your friend came to collect you had no money..... :(


i wish that i wouldnt have to smell stinky people....SHOWER PEOPLE SHOWER!!!!!

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Granted, but you have no nose.

I wish I could get insurance today!!

[Amberella]

Originally posted by °*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°
Granted, but you have no nose.

I wish I could get insurance today!!

Granted, but you have a 99% copay.

I wish somebody would do a GOOD hardstyle remix of some nine inch nails songs.

[doodlinggirl]

granted.....but its not the ones you wanted remixed......and its only available via mailorder and in europe.....so you have to wait 5 weeks.


i wish that i had my nose back...i look silly without it!

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Granted, but it's been reshaped to look like this....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fc/Neus1.jpg/180px-Neus1.jpg

I wish I had more cats.

[PDX101]

Originally posted by °*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°
Granted, but it's been reshaped to look like this....

I wish I had more cats.

"You get more cats". Unfortunatly you lose your job and can't feed your
now 28 cats. After not eating for three days, your cats decide to eat
you in your sleep.


I wish for everything to be, ok.

[doodlinggirl]

granted.....things are ok.....in fact they are better than OK....they are so OK that your life makes you ill just thinking about how wonderful it is.....and everyday you die a little inside.


i wish that i had kept my original nose....

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Granted, but you had to trade in your ears for these....

http://homepage.mac.com/lawrencedavid/cuteanimals/dog_with_huge_ears.jpg

I wish I could do everything right.

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by °*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°
Granted, but you had to trade in your ears for these....

http://homepage.mac.com/lawrencedavid/cuteanimals/dog_with_huge_ears.jpg

I wish I could do everything right.

*hey if they work normally instead of like my current ones itd be a step up*

granted......you do everything righ now and everyone else dispises you because without even trying you flaunt your prefectness and piss people off.....


i wish that i had some food right now.......indian food.....yep....

[Vixie]

Granted but the indian fought hard and put your ass in a sling. Here's a straw.

I wish I was a hottie.

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by Vixie
Granted but the indian fought hard and put your ass in a sling. Here's a straw.

I wish I was a hottie.

Granted, but that means you're on fire and have third degree burns on 99% of your body.

I wish I was superhero that could light people on fire.

[MrMiyagi]

Granted... but your name is no longer "Dru"... its now "Drew"

http://www.ziyue.com/person/d/DrewBarrymore/firestarter02.jpg


I wish I didn't have to teach English today to my bratty little kids and annoying housewives...

[Vixie]

Granted. Now you're teaching chimps. Watch out for flying poo!

I wish I was moved into my new place already. I hate moving :(

[EBeth]

Granted, but your new place has FLEAS, man what a bitch to get rid of!!

I wish i didnt have to go to work tomorrow..

[Vixie]

Granted, but you'll be vacationing in your friend's septic tank which exploded overnight.

I wish I could go on a trip to Kaua'i.

[Water Boy]

Granted, but you have to travel in a crate with just one hole in the box... and when you get there you are put in an exibit... so you continue to live your life in a cage...

I wish I could teleport anytime I wanted to anywhere I wanted =D

[dislocatedlogic]

Granted, but something go horribly awry and you end up with one leg, no hair, and you're nose sticking out of your ass so you have to smell it all day.

I wish somebody would get me another damn cup of coffee.

[Amberella]

Originally posted by dislocatedlogic
Granted, but something go horribly awry and you end up with one leg, no hair, and you're nose sticking out of your ass so you have to smell it all day.

I wish somebody would get me another damn cup of coffee.

Granted, but that person is hurlesk, and her fanny pack leaks in it.

I wish the drug reps would bring us Thai food again for lunch today. Mmm...Thai...

[hurlesk]

Granted, but instead of Thai, the drug rep thought you said Thigh. In order to impress and get your business, they slaughter and cook up thirteen homeless people with sweet and sour sauce. You’re so hungry that you get about half way through your third piece before you realize it. Mmmmm, yummy bum legs.

Not sure how I came back a woman, but this just won’t do. I wish someone would throw some hot water on me or something and change me back into a boy.

hurlesk

[doodlinggirl]

granted....cept now you are a boy with a case of cryptorchidism....(means your testicles are still in your admomen, so you have no balls)

i wish that erins drug reps brought me lunch too....

[Amberella]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
granted....cept now you are a boy with a case of cryptorchidism....(means your testicles are still in your admomen, so you have no balls)

i wish that erins drug reps brought me lunch too....

Granted, but now we're both snacking on Bum Legs.

I wish that hurlesk really was a chick. Why do I assume that anybody that writes anything even remotely witty and appears to be well-spoken is a women?

[hurlesk]

Granted, but I’m now the biggest, bitchiest, slut the NW has ever seen. You whores have nothing on me, and I think your fat. All your men belong to me.

I wish a woman would become president. I think that would be pretty nifty.

hurlesk

[dislocatedlogic]

Granted! But she has decided to appoint 350 out of the 365 days of the year as pointless holidays that only women can truly enjoy.

I wish my dream last night about getting a new tattoo was real...

[Amberella]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but I’m now the biggest, bitchiest, slut the NW has ever seen. You whores have nothing on me, and I think your fat. All your men belong to me.

I wish a woman would become president. I think that would be pretty nifty.

hurlesk

Hey bitch - your role is already filled by somebody in the NW. :p

And - Granted, but it's the afore-mentioned crazy skank, and she sends us all to war because somebody dissed her wardrobe.

I wish people could really see how they look to other people.

*EDIT* Damn, I was beaten! So I'll do yours too:

Granted, but it's not the tattoo in your dream, it's a tattoo of George W's smiling face, right on your stomach.

I wish I was quicker at posting.

[hurlesk]

Originally posted by Amberella
I wish I was quicker at posting.

Granted, but as you get closer to doodlinggirls numbers, she gets jealous and worries about being overtaken on the board, so she arranges a little “accident” for you.

I wish I knew what that was in the corner over there.

hurlesk

[doodlinggirl]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but as you get closer to doodlinggirls numbers, she gets jealous and worries about being overtaken on the board, so she arranges a little “accident” for you.

I wish I knew what that was in the corner over there.

hurlesk


bwhahahahhahahahahhaaaa................

granted but after seeing it and puking seven times you decided that it wasnt worth it.....(it was the parts of the bums that didnt get used and had been sitting in the sun)

i wish that my homework was done...

[Amberella]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
bwhahahahhahahahahhaaaa................

granted but after seeing it and puking seven times you decided that it wasnt worth it.....(it was the parts of the bums that didnt get used and had been sitting in the sun)

i wish that my homework was done...

Granted, but the drug reps made the bums do it before they were cooked - so it sucks.

I wish I was going to get more money back in taxes.

[DJ Sexz]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
bwhahahahhahahahahhaaaa................

granted but after seeing it and puking seven times you decided that it wasnt worth it.....(it was the parts of the bums that didnt get used and had been sitting in the sun)

i wish that my homework was done...
granted, but if it would be done you would never log off of NWTEKNO.

I wish I can be a normal person hehe

[doodlinggirl]

granted....but it all goes to pay the doctor bills you got from eating the bum legs and having your stomach pumped.....


i wish that lunch wasnt over...this was fun...



later everyone!!!!! i have work *gasp* now.

[EBeth]

Granted, but your lunch hour had been extended to a full 8 hours, and your job description has changed to eating. You must eat continuously day in and day out, and for your non-lunch hour, well, I imagine you'll have to use it for throwing up!!

I wish that all my bills are paid..

[hurlesk]

Granted, but you soon start collecting Precious Moments figurines with all the extra cash. You spend the rest of your days spending every cent you have snatching up all you come across, until you are broke and friendless except for the 1014 cute little porcelain children you carry along in your shopping cart.

I wish had better temperature control in my apartment. It’s always either too hot or too cold.

hurlesk

[EBeth]

Originally posted by hurlesk
Granted, but you soon start collecting Precious Moments figurines with all the extra cash. You spend the rest of your days spending every cent you have snatching up all you come across, until you are broke and friendless except for the 1014 cute little porcelain children you carry along in your shopping cart.

I wish had better temperature control in my apartment. It’s always either too hot or too cold.

hurlesk

Hahahaha PLEASE don't make my buy any Precious Moments stuff!

Your wish - granted, and the temperature is perfect all the time, but you'll never get to enjoy it because you haven't paid rent in months and your Landlord has thrown out all your stuff and changd the locks!

I wish our receptionist would get back so I can stop answereing phones and get some work done!

(phone time is potential interweb surfing time, because I have to slack off sometimes. with phone time, i just have work and the phone!!)

[hurlesk]

Granted, but while she was out at lunch she suffered a tragic eating injury and no longer has a mouth. You are forced to do your job and hers form now on, because your bosses feel you do it so well and it is very cost effective.

I wish I could tune and hear what people were listening to when they have headphones on.

hurlesk

[dj cid 6.7]

Granted, but everyone is either listening to Barry Manilow or Kenny G.

I wish I lived closer to work.

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Granted, but you have to work at McDonald's.

I wish I had every episode of Roseanne ever made on DVD.

[eric n]

granted, but after watching said episodes you start fantasizing about john goodman, resulting in much therapy.

i wish my other car was running

[dj cid 6.7]

Granted, but now it gets only a half of a mile a gallon so you you cant afford to drive it.

I wish my daughter didnt have a second, sinister personality.

[EBeth]

Granted, but then your son turns the opposite; becomes a Jesus-loving bible-thumper, constantly preaching at you and insisting you change your ways. Call him Flanders++

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

[Jowell]

Granted, but they are 3 sizes to small.

I wish that this game ends right now.

[hurlesk]

Granted, the game has now ended for you. You are dead. Do not pass go; do not collect $200, and all that jazz. Tough break. Maybe someone will wish you back.

I wish that all the Lawyers and all the Realtors in the world were forced to go live in some state like Alabama, which we would than build a huge wall around and force them to fight death for our amusement.

hurlesk

[doodlinggirl]

granted....but youve been falsely accused of being a lawyer and forced to fight to the DEATH!!!!!!

i wish that it was friday not thursday, even tho it is payday thursday so its a good day....BUT FIRDAY IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!

[nouseforaname]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl
granted....but youve been falsely accused of being a lawyer and forced to fight to the DEATH!!!!!!

i wish that it was friday not thursday, even tho it is payday thursday so its a good day....BUT FIRDAY IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!

Its is Friday and this cute boy you were going to meet from myspace ends up to be a fat 63 year old man with ear hair longer than his fading grey hair on top. He asks if you want to "watch a movie"


I wish i didnt have to run tomorrow cause my entire lower stomach is being tattood tonight

[***DRUKORE***]

Originally posted by nouseforaname
Its is Friday and this cute boy you were going to meet from myspace ends up to be a fat 63 year old man with ear hair longer than his fading grey hair on top. He asks if you want to "watch a movie"


I wish i didnt have to run tomorrow cause my entire lower stomach is being tattood tonight

Granted. But now you'll be getting your ass tattooed.

I wish cell phones were never invented.

[doodlinggirl]

granted....now you have people YELLING AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE STREET....and an abnoxious pager that is always going off.....since there is no such thing as a cel phone you cant call back right away and so they keep paging OVER AND OVER AND OVER.......


i wish that i never lost my new hearing aid....... :(

[MrMiyagi]

Originally posted by doodlinggirl

i wish that i never lost my new hearing aid....... :(

man, thats a regret wish... no regret wishes, they complicate things...

but anyways, granted, now your hearing is super good and you can hear your neighbors having sex everynight...


I wish I could get rid of this un-wanted fat around my waist... 5+ years of bodybuilding and I still can't get rid of it...

[doodlinggirl]

*hey......i dont regret it really....i just hate my back up hearing aid...i get my other good one out of the shop today...:) but its really hard to actually understand people right now...and phones....HELL NO!!!*


back to the game....


granted......now instead of being around your waist its areound your neck and your new name is Mr.NoNeckMiyagi.....

i wish that it was lunch time so i can get my fixed hearing aid back and hear better again!!!!! oh wait i can hear good now and my neighbors are keeping me up......so....

i wish that i had some good earplugs...lol...

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Granted, but the person you ordered them from couldn't hear either, so he gave you butt plugs instead..

HAHA....butthead.

I wish I wasn't an alcoholic.

[dj cid 6.7]

Granted, but now you are a skinny little crack-whore peddling sex in Lakewood and Tillicum for small crack rocks.

I wish my cat was not such a pest.

[dislocatedlogic]

Granted, but to solve the problem, you've decided to give the cat away. You unknowingly adopt the poor feline to a Korean couple... No more kitty.

I wish I could think of something to wish for. I'm tapped out.

[Water Boy]

Granted so you think of wishing for free drugs... but when you wish for it you get aspirin... =(

I wish there was no such thing as a hang over from anything =D

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Originally posted by dislocatedlogic
Granted, but to solve the problem, you've decided to give the cat away. You unknowingly adopt the poor feline to a Korean couple... No more kitty.


Poor Sagwa :(

[DjBear_PDX]

Originally posted by Water Boy
Granted so you think of wishing for free drugs... but when you wish for it you get aspirin... =(

I wish there was no such thing as a hang over from anything =D

Granted but now there is no alcohol anywhere.


I wish you hadn't made that wish.

[hurlesk]

Granted, but now everything contains alcohol. We are all inebriated 24h a day. People quit going to work. The smell of urine, puke, and sex funk are everywhere. Winos and frat boys with big beer bellies wander the streets, shoulder to shoulder, looking for tail and singing Neal Young songs.

After I destroy all the other lawyers and realtors, (and you know I most certainly would :p) I wish I could use my Cajun voodoo mojo and bring them all back as zombies, so I could lead an undead army in a revolution against the establishment.

hurlesk

[dislocatedlogic]

Granted, but somebody with a camera decided to film it and turn it into a horrible "Dawn of the Dead" remake. Just what we needed.

I wish I was still going to a concert tonight. :(

[DjBear_PDX]

Granted, but now it's a Gary Glitter concert and you're a 8 year old asian girl.


I wish I wasn't bored enought to respond to these threads.

[hurlesk]

Granted, you are never bored again. You shut down you computer, step outside and start to have a real life. Things start happening to you constantly. Something just isn’t right. You feel start to feel a strong sense of dread. How does that Chinese curse go – “May you live in strange and interesting times.”

I wish I had something really fun planned for this weekend. Today is my Fiday. Woohoo.

hurlesk

[DJ Sexz]

Granted, but the weekend will still suck

I wish I would have power of reading your thoughts

[hurlesk]

I don’t think you would want that really, but all right.

Granted. At first you are filled with a happiness, and peace. You start to able to pick out all the small parts scattered around that make up everything and everyone, soon you are seeing the whole picture for what it really is, how everything is connected. Quickly the joy turns to terror and you start to go mad. Eventually, your hair turns white, you begin to tear at your clothes, and flee into the dark screaming nonsensical words and phrases. You spend the rest of your days wandering the city throwing rocks at squirrels, collecting old newspapers, and muttering about dark places, paradoxes, the coming end of the world, quantum theories, and the monsters that hide inside us all.

I’m a bit hungry now. I could use a snack. I wish I had the sweetest, tastiest, apple there has ever been.

hurlesk

[FREEEZZ]

granted but no one told you that apple had 99 hits of lsd in it and now you will be playing a game of baseball for the rest of your life...

I wish I would win the lottery tommorrow.

[dislocatedlogic]

Granted, but it's only for $0.01.
I wish somebody would just kill the CEO of MTV already!

[b18c5]

Granted, But they replaced him with a worse CEO and played re-runs his funeral for the next 2 months.

I wish marijuana was legal

[DJ Sexz]

Granted, but then marijuana would grow with acid in there and you would see WHALE MONSTRES lol

I wish I can kiss you right now

[b18c5]

Granted, but after i thought were a WHALE MONSTER and ran scared

I wish everyone would drive a Honda

[nouseforaname]

Originally posted by b18c5
Granted, but after i thought were a WHALE MONSTER and ran scared

I wish everyone would drive a Honda

Your wish is DENIED, hondas suck assssssssssssssssssss..



I wish cars were never invented..

[FREEEZZ]

your wish is granted but the human race now has evolved with two stroke motors in thier backs and wheels for feet.

I wish today was going to be a "bright" day every way possible.

[doodlinggirl]

GRANTED.......the day is bright....SO BRIGHT that people everywhere burn their corneas and go blind everywhere......

those left with their eyesight are forced to help the newly blind and the worst is brought out of everyone....

i wish that my back didnt start hurting again....

[dislocatedlogic]

Granted, but now you have no bones in your body and you've become The Human Jell-O Mold!

I wish I had more Poptarts. Them's delicious!

[doodlinggirl]

granted...but now the saying you are what you eat is true and you are agiant poptart and you can never leave the house cause you dont fit thru the door....

i wish i didnt eat so much jello.....

[EBeth]

Granted, but you never eat anything Jello-related again, and due to the lack of gelatin in your diet, your hair and nails fall out..

I wish I hadn't just spilled cofee all over the lpace!

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

Granted. Now you have a full cup of coffee, take a drink....and burn the shit out of your tounge so bad that you can't taste anything for weeks.

I wish we didn't have to move.

[doodlinggirl]

**you have to move????why???**

granted......now you are staying but everyday something new falls apart and makes you wish you had move....

i wish that i had NO data entry today......BLAH!!!!

[hurlesk]

Granted, but instead of having to do data entry though, you have to do data exiting. Every few minutes someone comes up to and asks you for detailed, unnecessary information which you have to recite over and over. All day long you yap about out names, numbers, dates, and facts until your tongue finally falls out, quivering on your desk useless.

I wish I wasn’t such a noob, and that I knew what a good rave was.

hurlesk

[burnt]

granted, now you're a jaded crusty old fart who never goes out to parties anymore and you spend way too much running your mouth about "back in your day" and how all these kids don't know what the hell they're doing.

oy. I played rekkids at a bar last night, I was up until after last call. now I'm programming and supposed to be paying attention to lots and lots of boring details (hah, who am I kidding, I'm surfing teh intarnet). I wish I wasn't so tired, and that my head didn't hurt so much...

[Amberella]

Originally posted by burnt
granted, now you're a jaded crusty old fart who never goes out to parties anymore and you spend way too much running your mouth about "back in your day" and how all these kids don't know what the hell they're doing.

oy. I played rekkids at a bar last night, I was up until after last call. now I'm programming and supposed to be paying attention to lots and lots of boring details (hah, who am I kidding, I'm surfing teh intarnet). I wish I wasn't so tired, and that my head didn't hurt so much...

Granted, but now you don't go out during the week anymore...and all your friends begin to think you're lame for having a "real" job to go to in the morning. Slowly but surely you are ousted.

I wish my boyfriend felt better, poor thing is all sick. Aww.

[hurlesk]

Granted, he feels fantastic. He feels so much better now, that he begins to question how good you really feel, and wondering if your health might not be holding him back. For the next year or so you see him checking out other girls who look like they don’t get sick often and giving you dirty, mean looks every time you cough or sneeze.

I wish I was on a nice sunny beach somewhere, Reggae playing in the background, and a big, fruity, potent drink in my hand.

hurlesk

[burnt]

granted but you suddenly shrink about 3 feet, grow a butterhead, and your boss makes you wear a little white tux when its 103 outside. DA PLANE, DA PLANE!!!

I wish I had a bigger record collection.

[PDX101]

You get a bigger record collection. But because your house is not big enough you put your records in the shed. Where they get destoryed by weather and your neighbors kid!

Wish made by Jen,
"she wishes her throat would stop hurting."

[spazmunkee]

you wish u were normal, i wish i was a normal odd person that was normal but no one liked him (he has a care bear hat)

[Saint Nick]

Um, granted? (but, uh, people still like you.... I think)

I wish my bills would stop wanting me to pay them

[b18c5]

granted, but then someone else starts getting your bills and they get sick of paying them so they kill you so you dont get anymore bills !

i wish people were not so dumb

[PDX101]

I'm sorry, but the wish you ask for is impossible to grant.


I wish you could use cheat codes in real life!

[b18c5]

Originally posted by PDX101
I'm sorry, but the wish you ask for is impossible to grant.


I wish you could use cheat codes in real life!

:o you are a retard man my wish is so possible

[burnt]

granted, but now he lives with you like rainman fucking up Tom Cruise's game in that one movie. no one will ever sleep with you again because rumor has it your roommate is the perfect fusion of Urkel and Corky.

I wish the ewoks had been big scary fucking forest mutants like in Alien, or Predator, some shit like "whoa!" - instead of that cute cuddly whatever bullshit.

[spazmunkee]

wish granted but thenm theyd eet you

i wish i was loved by all

[°*.¤:ÅMÖ§:¤.*°]

wish granted, but they all have herpes

I wish I didn't have to move to Alabama for a year

[U812A]

Granted, but a redneck family of twelve from Alabama moves in with YOU.

I wish I was done with college already...

[bgirl503]

granted, but you'll spend the rest of your life wishing you could go back

i wish i was rich

[Yungrii Mobliatri]

granted, but you are rich in tumors and soon die.

i wish i had more free time and could have a pet dog.

[bgirl503]

granted but you spend all your free time picking up dog crap and scrubbin piss puddlees out of your carpet

i wish i was 18 again

[spazmunkee]

wish granted but then you get hit on by all the underagers

i wish i was white

[bgirl503]

wish granted now the movie "powder" was based on your life

i wish i was a little bit talle,r i wish a was a baller, i wish i had a girl that looked good i would call her, i wish i had rabbit wit a hat and bat and a 64 impala."

naw just kiddin

i wish i had more game

[Mee-Shell]

Granted, but the guy you get ends up being 300 pounds, and he smothers you and you are now slightly slow.

I wish my best friend would move to Washington.

[bgirl503]

granted but washington has a sparklebug ban now

i wish my boobs were bigger

[gekobot]

Granted, expect they're somuch bigger that they make your nipples pop off and take out an eye from a forgin leader as you give him a lap dance, causing an all out world war, leading to a nucluar holocast!

I wish I had good luck

[Mee-Shell]

Granted, but as soon as it happens, Bad Luck is the new black

I wish it was sunny

[bgirl503]

Originally posted by Sparklebug
Granted, but as soon as it happens, Bad Luck is the new black

I wish it was sunny

granted but along with the sun comes heat and you sweat buckets, walking around with nasty arm pit rings o sweat on your shirt

i wish i had a new skate board

[Yungrii Mobliatri]

granted, the earth spirals at amazing speeds straight into the sun

i wish i had a colon , that worked.

[oneandoneisone]

wish granted, but you tell everyone about how amazing your colon is... the checkout lady at the grocery store, your boss, your cat... you can't stop talking about how amazing your new, functioning colon is!

I wish i was in Seattle right now!

[U812A]

Granted, but "Seattle" is the stage name for a transsexual stripper...

I wish it was Halloween...

[bgirl503]

Originally posted by U812A
Granted, but "Seattle" is the stage name for a transsexual stripper...

I wish it was Halloween...

lmao!

granted but people keep commenting on how cary your costume is, but your not wearing one

i wish i had a cheesecake

[Andromeda.]

granted, but it's made out of fromunda cheese :D

i wish i had a better paying job!

[JungleKitten]

granted, it's shoveling elephant poo

I wish for some pet butterflies

[U812A]

Granted, you now have 100 pet butterflies. But they produce larvae, as butterflies will, and now your house is full of caterpillars that eat all your furniture.

I wish I had an Aston Martin...

[Andromeda.]

granted, but it's just the body. a very dented body with rust. painted brown, olive green, and orange. and the engine and guts have been replaced with pinto parts for economical reasons.

i wish i had $150,000

[The_waterMAN]

Granted you have 150k, but you also have the IRS and enough greedy family members who will leave you with just about enough skrilla for a brand spankin' new Kia to hate yourself for scratchin three cherries in the first place.

I wish I had my finger on the button.

[Andromeda.]

....but little do you know it's the button that launches 2000 nukes at china, thus instigating the war that will have us in "a boy and his dog" status...

i wish i could get back into bed and sleep for the next five hours!

[The_waterMAN]

little did you know that is what I was wishing for.

Good night mother earth... Hello coyotes...

I wish I was more easly digestible

[tinkerbelle]

Granted, but now all the cannibals are coming for you!

I wish I was already finished with my degree so I could get a real job.

[Andromeda.]

granted, but you should have thought about it a lot more in-depth before you signed up for the University of Crack-Hustlers, Pimps, Hobos and Ho's Northwest :D

i sure wish i didn't have to pee all the time :mad:

[U812A]

Granted, instead you start retaining fluids until your bladder explodes.

I wish I could get drunk without getting stupid.

[gingerballs]

granted, now your just stupid all the time. So when you drink there is no change.

I wish I had Dog AIDS.

[JungleKitten]

granted you have dog AIDS

I wish for some new furniture

[Andromeda.]

granted, but the print on ALL of it (the bed, the dresser, the coffee table, the couch......) is of ugly fat people having sex. very graphically. in kentucky fried chicken food.

i wish i wasn't so addicted to coca cola

[gingerballs]

Originally posted by andromeda_68
granted, but the print on ALL of it (the bed, the dresser, the coffee table, the couch......) is of ugly fat people having sex. very graphically. in kentucky fried chicken food.

i wish i wasn't so addicted to coca cola

Granted, now you are just a coke whore. Forever suffering with a ass-hole the width of a mason jar.

I wish I could shoot flaming cross shapped dildo's out of my hands.

PS andromeda: Caffine is a drug, druggie.

[gekobot]

Granted, except the heat turns out to be too much for your spouse, and in your sleep they burn your privates off to show you how it feels as well.

I wish I was the last man on earth.

[JiveTurkeyMoFo]

granted...but as the last man on earth you are left with a giant hunk of shitty rock void of anything worthwhile.

I wish she wasn't my best friends ex.

[Mayo Finch]

Granted, only "He's" your girlfriends moms ex.

I wish I could ollie on my skateboard.

[spazmunkee]

granted you can jump on ur board but you fall down and bust your shit your skateboard fly's out from underneath you and hits an old lady'ss ankle and she sues you.

i wish the hall didnt always get shut down

[gingerballs]

granted. now it just burns down and you are inside.

I wish I didn't have to go to the paramount to get my paycheck.

[gekobot]

Granted, now you just have to go to the corner to get paid. Except now you'll have to turn a few tricks.

I wish I could put it into words to let Corrie know how much I like her without wierding her out.

[thebigmess]

Granted. You put together the words and she still doesn't understand anything you're saying... now YOU'RE wierded out.

I wish work wouldn't stress me out so much.

[spazmunkee]

granted but the anti stress building down blows an arterie and you go blnd

i wish my party goes wonderfull

[Mayo Finch]

Granted, except that a week later, everyone that goes comes up with either scabies or crabs.

I wish I had a hover board like the one in "Back to the Future"

[thebigmess]

granted... but while you're a hundred feet up in the air the engine malfunctions and shuts off resulting in 2 broken legs, a broken arm and 2 black eyes.


i wish for 3 more wishes.

[Mr.4twen_E]

but then you die...

i wish i was better at this game ;)

[Spun DJ Academy]

Granted, but then who would we make fun of...? ;)

I wish Spun Academy had a Music Complex for anyone and everyone to use at will.

[BillCosby]

Granted. Yet Weird Al decides to join, forever changing music as we know it.

I wish boys could think about something other than sex for more than 5 minutes..(would that be so hard guys, seriously...?!)

[TheGreatBASIL]

wish granted
now all men want apple sauce and
have no desire for any human acctivity

i wish i new what too wish for

[spazmunkee]

granted you now know what you want to wish for but yoo already wasted your wish!!!!!!!!

i wish i was doing my schoolwork right now
(just kiiidning)

[Mr.4twen_E]

you get to make music for homework you little peckerhead ;)
told you i suck at this game.

i wish i didn't have to work all day tomarrow and thanksgiving morning, then go to my in-laws for dinner, then work the next morning and all the next day.

[Spun DJ Academy]

Granted mentally, not physically.

I wish that I understood the female psyche.

[Nila]

Originally posted by Spun DJ Academy


I wish that I understood the female psyche.

Granted but now that you know. Women will uprise to have you bound and gagged so that you will not share this info with other men. You eventually go crazy having this power and powerless to use it.


I wish I that I had a cell phone that never needs charging

[nouseforaname]

Originally posted by Nila
Granted but now that you know. Women will uprise to have you bound and gagged so that you will not share this info with other men. You eventually go crazy having this power and powerless to use it.


I wish I that I had a cell phone that never needs charging

granted but u only get recpetion in your butt


I wish Mr. Bush would get assasinated

[Mr.4twen_E]

but now cheney is president. nice one :(

i wish i didn't have acid relux.

[thebigmess]

granted.. but now you can eat everything and DO - and blow up to an unbelievable weight of 490 pounds.


I wish people could actually spell and make complete sentences on this board.

[Saint Nick]

but then I wouldn't be able to complain about pointless shit

I wish the Wii wasn't sold out

[meeotch]

Granted, but the one you just bought gets stolen out of your car when you stop at 7-11 for some nachos.

I wish I was done with my finals.

[equip]

I will play my dark magician card and raze you're temple. Purple monkey dishwasher...

[411]

I wish i can see Nic and the Family in concert

[Raichu]

Originally posted by 411
I wish i can see Nic and the Family in concert

granted, but you find out their lead singer lip syncs


i wish i had a blu ray player

[Furious Styles]

Originally posted by Pickles
granted, but you find out their lead singer lip syncs


i wish i had a blu ray player

granted, but it has an "over 65 and still horny" porno stuck in it.

GRANNIES FUCKIN' IN HIGH DEF!

I wish I could just take like a week off of work and not have any retribution for it. :(

[411]

Originally posted by Furious Styles
granted, but it has an "over 65 and still horny" porno stuck in it.

GRANNIES FUCKIN' IN HIGH DEF!

I wish I could just take like a week off of work and not have any retribution for it. :(
Granted,but during your first day off you slip on ice and break your ankle subject to bed rest by your docotr's orders.

I wish i was back home in Olso, Norway!

[Andromeda.]

i wish i had $1,000,000 :( stupid thread!

[Furious Styles]

Originally posted by andromeda_68
i wish i had $1,000,000 :( stupid thread!

you are missing the whole point of the game!

you look at the last person's wish, then say "granted, BUT..." and come up with a way to screw up their gift. then you wish for what you want and the next person does the same. rinse and repeat.

[Mee-Shell]

The Crying Game is so much cooler. :cool:

[Andromeda.]

ESPECIALLY when you don't care to read the thread :D

[DJ Nikon]

granted, but you never like to read full threads
instead just butt in, make a snide comment and run away laughing cause u just kicked the other kid in the shins :D



I wish I could magically make the rest of this house remodel be over with
soooo much left to do, extending the house out in 2 directions, plus deck hot tub, garage, gravel parking, redoing the water main to the street to get better pressure.....
its never ending

[BettieRage]

I wish I could magically make the rest of this house remodel be over with
soooo much left to do, extending the house out in 2 directions, plus deck hot tub, garage, gravel parking, redoing the water main to the street to get better pressure.....
its never ending
granted, but as soon as you finish the remodel a freak accident happens and your house falls off the foundation. And it's not the builders fault.

I wish this term would be over and I passed all my classes with at least a B. Including accounting. :madface:

[takidora]

granted, but as soon as you finish the remodel a freak accident happens and your house falls off the foundation. And it's not the builders fault.

I wish this term would be over and I passed all my classes with at least a B. Including accounting. :madface:

Granted, but next term you have Accounting.... part deuce!

I wish my mom and best friend's surgeries were over and they were both healthy & happily recovered

[sentravq]

Granted, but next term you have Accounting.... part deuce!

I wish my mom and best friend's surgeries were over and they were both healthy & happily recovered

Granted but the insurance doesnt cover it and they are left with a huge medical bill.

I wish i had googlplex wishes.

[James Capricorn]

Granted, but Google just opened a chain of movie theaters called "Googleplex"

I wish to master the art of snark.

[Andromeda.]

granted, but you master it so well that your face permanently contorts into snark-sneer as a result. people believe you to have a permanent disability and start misinterpreting your snark as a nasty side effect of your medications.

i wish agony and misfortune upon my detractors! :mad: arararar!

:D

[Ultradella]

granted, but then there would be more agonizing and misfortunate people in the world.

i wish the huge spider and huge cockroach both lurking in the dark corners of my apartment would come out and have a deathmatch so i could watch it.

[sentravq]

Granted they end up killing each other and the smell of their carcass attracts rats.

I wish i was a lil bit taller, i wish i was baller.

[equip]

Granted, plus you get new socks and underwear (but you have to wash them after wearing them).

I wish I had something to wish for.

[frostytheiceB]

granted nothing to wish for means no let down

i wish i was a cool kid lol

[SkyElectric]

granted but then all the geeks in the neighbourhood gang together to beat you down

I wish I could always spell everything right [and people would appreciate when I spell in British English like above]