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[R33koh]

Originally Posted by Nukegrrrl

Still working for old man Jobs?

I hope your personal shizz goes OK and that your little duders is doing good

Definitely. Nothing bad will ever happen to my little men under my watch. They're the only reason I breathe these days

[DJ DAMIEN D]

Really? Sucks to be you cause there are so many wonderful reasons to breathe.

[akyouser.oner]

Originally Posted by DJ DAMIEN D

Really? Sucks to be you cause there are so many wonderful reasons to breathe.

Like because I just farted.

[Nukegrrrl]

Originally Posted by akyouser.oner

Like because I just farted.

Breathe the presha, come play my game, I'll test ya!

[DJ DAMIEN D]

Originally Posted by Nukegrrrl

Seriously! What are D's aunts doing just walking in on naked grandpa like that without knocking first?

Knock first or get grandpa a Snuggie.

We are old school German and Belgian farmers. We just walk in.

[DJ DAMIEN D]

Originally Posted by akyouser.oner

Like because I just farted.

[St. Earl]

Originally Posted by DJ DAMIEN D

We are old school German and Belgian farmers. We just walk in.

ah. that explains the farting pig thing.
Fopje flauw mopje

[DJ DAMIEN D]

Originally Posted by Nukegrrrl

Breathe the presha, come play my game, I'll test ya!

Boom Kat Boom Boom Boom Kat!
Hit it!

[DJ DAMIEN D]

Originally Posted by St. Earl

ah. that explains the farting pig thing.
Fopje flauw mopje

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecRJJJC_2ec
Joepleee is my favorite thing to say to my Belgian Grandpa.

[Nukegrrrl]

Originally Posted by DJ DAMIEN D

We are old school German and Belgian farmers. We just walk in.

That sounds fun. The Germans in my family are the prim and uppity kind. They all knock first. But grandma still walks around all the damn time without a shirt or bra on. She even does it in the front yard.

[akyouser.oner]

Originally Posted by Nukegrrrl

That sounds fun. The Germans in my family are the prim and uppity kind. They all knock first. But grandma still walks around all the damn time without a shirt or bra on. She even does it in the front yard.

Pretty sure the latter begets the former lol

[DJ DAMIEN D]

la la la...la la la...la la la la la la la la !Joepleee!

[Nukegrrrl]

Originally Posted by akyouser.oner

Pretty sure the latter begets the former lol

Supposedly grandma's mom "fell down the stairs" when she was preggers and that's why grandma was born 6-7 months after her folks got married. So I guess that explains something.

[Nukegrrrl]

Originally Posted by DJ DAMIEN D

la la la...la la la...la la la la la la la la !Joepleee!

Makes me wish there was a Small World type of ride featuring Farts Around the World.

[akyouser.oner]

Originally Posted by Nukegrrrl

Supposedly grandma's mom "fell down the stairs" when she was preggers and that's why grandma was born 6-7 months after her folks got married. So I guess that explains something.

Ut oh... somebody forgot to pull out in time! I bet that explanation made sense in 1846 though.

[Lost-in-Trance]

Originally Posted by Nukegrrrl

Supposedly grandma's mom "fell down the stairs" when she was preggers and that's why grandma was born 6-7 months after her folks got married. So I guess that explains something.

sounds like someone was mouthing off and deserved to get pushed down the stairs

[akyouser.oner]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothin'. She already been told twice...

[akyouser.oner]

What do you call a woman with 1 black eye?

A fast learner.

[St. Earl]

Originally Posted by akyouser.oner

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothin'. She already been told twice...

what do you call a whore with a runny nose?

[St. Earl]

full.
>>>>>>