We Surrender!

shenrix · #1 03-19-2003

So. . .Last night, (Prolly with about 16 hours left til deadline(Stat gurus might wanna check!)) when US troops were making checks and rounds along the Kuwait/Iraq border, 17 Iraqi Troops already surrendered to us! If this is a foreshadow of whats to come, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . You just gotta imagine Saddam hearing about this. . .covering his face with his hand, shaking his head, and muttering to himself, "NEWMAN" as only George Costanza could!

Mike S · #2 03-19-2003

See I guess I'll have to admit that all the French training in tactics and use of the weapons they sold em was good for the Iraqi military.

MS

shenrix · #3 03-19-2003

Yeah, no shit. . .Fawking French!

Headquarters · #4 03-19-2003

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Originally posted by shenrix
So. . .Last night, (Prolly with about 16 hours left til deadline(Stat gurus might wanna check!)) when US troops were making checks and rounds along the Kuwait/Iraq border, 17 Iraqi Troops already surrendered to us! If this is a foreshadow of whats to come, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . You just gotta imagine Saddam hearing about this. . .covering his face with his hand, shaking his head, and muttering to himself, "NEWMAN" as only George Costanza could!

as an ambassodor of Seinfeld I must say that it is Jerry himself who frequently utters NEWMAN!!!! For George has other problems.

seattle science · #5 03-19-2003

Jerry's parents have been known to say it as well.

shenrix · #6 03-19-2003

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Originally posted by Headquarters

as an ambassodor of Seinfeld I must say that it is Jerry himself who frequently utters NEWMAN!!!! For George has other problems.

Right. . .But, Get this Mr. Quarters. .. Being an ambassodor of Seinfeld, you would surely know from time to time, George will spout out "NEWMAN" in disgust, just as Jerry does. And, the style in which George uses is what, in my own personal opinion, I feel Saddam would use. . .

DJ Rawkus · #7 03-19-2003

While you mental peons are discussing seinfeld and his dirty jew humor.. I'd like to add that M18 and M16 standard issue weaponry is AMERICAN MADE, not French. Thank you, drive thru.

shenrix · #8 03-19-2003

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Originally posted by DJ Rawkus
While you mental peons are discussing seinfeld and his dirty jew humor.. I'd like to add that M18 and M16 standard issue weaponry is AMERICAN MADE, not French. Thank you, drive thru.

However. . .if any of the weoponry was French, we would surely disregard it by cleverly inserting the word 'liberty' in it's place. And, for the record. . .I am not a mental peon!!

shenrix · #9 03-19-2003

pardon me. . .Freedom, rather than liberty

AliciaisAlwaysPimpin · #10 03-19-2003

http://www.livejournal.com/users/iraq/

BlueWindex · #11 03-19-2003

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Originally posted by Headquarters

as an ambassodor of Seinfeld I must say that it is Jerry himself who frequently utters NEWMAN!!!! For George has other problems.

word.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!-soup nazi

The dingo is gunna eat yo baby.- elaine.

Peachy Paula · #12 03-19-2003

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Originally posted by shenrix
Right. . .But, Get this Mr. Quarters. .. Being an ambassodor of Seinfeld, you would surely know from time to time, George will spout out "NEWMAN" in disgust, just as Jerry does. And, the style in which George uses is what, in my own personal opinion, I feel Saddam would use. . .

Oh, you're wrong. There's no need to make it worse by making shit up.

shenrix · #13 03-19-2003

fuck you noob!