NorthwestTekno -- The Northwest Electronic Music Community
calendar calendar members about chat donate faq
Welcome to the new NorthwestTekno! Click here for more info on what's new!

  
Go Back   NorthwestTekno > The People > Beyond > Off-Topic Discussion > Politics

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes

conservatives play with dolls.
  #1  
Old 11-01-2003
186k\sec is offline
100% Vibe
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Yesler: the original 'Skid Road'
Posts: 3,736
186k\sec is on a distinguished road
Default conservatives play with dolls.




Amuse your self rightious conservative friends and annoy the educated with the brand new Ann Coulter 'yaking plastic' figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the nasty Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds and feels like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

Push the button on the ugly figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:


"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."



This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's self serving contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter's hate, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Yaking Fiction Figure today!


http://www.conservativebookservice.c...r_cd=CBE017001
__________________
now eat my Polonium 2 1 0 . . . .
Reply With Quote

  #2  
Old 11-01-2003
HexRei's Avatar
HexRei is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Portland,OR.
Posts: 20,277
HexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond reputeHexRei has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via ICQ to HexRei Send a message via AIM to HexRei Send a message via MSN to HexRei Send a message via Yahoo to HexRei
Default

bahahaha!
this dumb bitch doesn't deserve a doll tho, fo' realz...
__________________
Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

-Tony Fuckin Montana, bitches.
Reply With Quote

Re: conservatives play with dolls.
  #3  
Old 11-01-2003
bungle bliss is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: seatteville
Posts: 2,898
bungle bliss is on a distinguished road
Default Re: conservatives play with dolls.

Quote:
Originally posted by 186k\sec
[B]"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."
*sigh*

I am tired of not being able to eat my baby stew in peace god dammit. I need nourishment for when I go mugging conservative honkies at knifepoint. With the same knife I use to gut the babies I put in my stew. (But I only eat the white babies of course.)
Reply With Quote

c'mon ya halfasser!
  #4  
Old 11-01-2003
DJ Rawkus is offline
100% Vibe
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: NoPo
Posts: 4,758
DJ Rawkus can only hope to improve
Send a message via AIM to DJ Rawkus Send a message via Yahoo to DJ Rawkus
Default c'mon ya halfasser!

Quote:
Originally posted by bungle bliss


*sigh*

I am tired of not being able to eat my baby stew in peace god dammit. I need nourishment for when I go mugging conservative honkies at knifepoint. With the same knife I use to gut the babies I put in my stew. (But I only eat the white babies of course.)
do you chant the Qu'ran and pray to mohammed three times a day before you do it?
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:19 PM.

Hosting by Dreamhost.
Design by eXtremepixels.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2. Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All posts are copyright © the original authors. All rights reserved worldwide. nwtekno.org accepts no responsibility for the content posted by its members. Reproduction elsewhere without the express consent of the original author is strictly prohibited.